IMAGINE THIS SCENE
The latest in a long line of ludicrous ideas emanating from the flock of sheep presently ruling the UK, driven of course by the megalomaniac of all shepherds David Cameron.
As part of cost cutting measures just announced, British Army paratroops will no longer be trained to use parachutes! Indeed it’s intended that the parachute regiment will be allowed to die — quite literally!
This is such an unspeakably ridiculous policy that I can’t bring myself to repeat it in detail, but for those interested more can be found here.